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Get Tested for STDs with Pierre at Urgent Care!

$1,599.99

We go to Urgent Care together like it’s a couples’ activity. I’ll hold your hand, whisper soothing sayings like “It’s probably just irritation,” and distract you while the nurse judges your lifestyle.

We go to Urgent Care together like it’s a couples’ activity. I’ll hold your hand, whisper soothing sayings like “It’s probably just irritation,” and distract you while the nurse judges your lifestyle.